Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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