Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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