Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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