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yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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