I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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