Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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