just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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