they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
