you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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