Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
