dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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