It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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