No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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