My first STD was from a foam party
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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