Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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