We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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