Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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