wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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