Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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