She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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