So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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