smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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