His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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