You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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