i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Swine flu is the new snow day.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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