Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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