Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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