awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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