I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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