it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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