Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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