Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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