nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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