arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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