and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I deserve this hangover.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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