I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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