how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
