I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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