you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
