How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My breasts were aching with rage.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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