I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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