so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
