Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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