Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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