i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
