stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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