Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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