My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
false alarm, still single
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