Don't you send me to vm
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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