So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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