He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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