no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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